C’mon………are you SERIOUS??!! Do you REALLY need a FAQ section for this site??? **SIGH** Well, I suppose we can answer a few Einsteins in the crowd…
Q: Why can’t I find all the videos? There are no navigation tabs on the top of the page so I can’t find them.
A: Oh, we’re sorry……..we just NATURELY assumed that our audience had a third grader’s education and could navigate through a basic internet site…. Apparently, we misjudged the caliber of assjacks who view this site. Well, for those who didn’t take 10 seconds to view the right panel of the page— VIEW THE RIGHT PANEL OF THE PAGE!! All will become clear, grasshopper.
Q: I’m looking for a specific type of video but don’t know where it’s located because your categories are somewhat ambiguous and vague. Why is the site set up like that?
A: Because we’re jerks and we like to watch the beads of sweat form on your heads from sheer frustration– it fuels us. Plus we love all the excess page hits we get because you have to search so hard….
Q: What exactly is “Jackassery”?
A: Obviously, the story of your life
Q: How often do you guys update content?
A: We try to come with content daily at 2am– around the time most of you have stopped masturbating.
Q: I’ve seen other sites that are similar to yours. What makes yours so different?
A: Well, for starters, we use your mama as inspiration. We laugh so hard we damn near dehydrate.
Q: Why can’t we make cool profiles like Myspace or Facebook or even Youtube for that matter?
A: Two words- Corporate Sponsorship. Two more words- More Staff. Two more words- Better Technology. Last two words- Shut Up.
Q: Why was the site created?
A: To keep us from melting bullfrogs with bleach
Q: Who runs this site?
A: The proud pricks of the Soulphoniks Media Group
Q: What kind of content can we expect from your site?
A: We try to remain dynamic— but it will more than likely make you laugh or piss you off. Either way, we don’t care.
Q: Why are you guys so bitter and cranky? And why should we put up with it?
A: 3 Reasons- 1. You suck and we’re dealing with that the best way we can; 2. We’re not bitter, we’re just well informed; 3. Obviously, you’re a glutten for our verbal abuse.
Hopefully you’ll think twice before asking any more questions. Thanks.
Ty Durden
Soulphoniks Media Group
CEO / VP / Prick Extraordinaire
